Story Cheree and I wrote

I think this was from last year, or two years ago. I was just looking through some stuff and found this that Cheree sent to me. I was at her house like 1-2 years ago and she had a typewriter and we wrote a story together. It may not make sense, but that's the good part of it.

Once upon a time in a land far far away (not the land of far far away) there was a princess named Janelina. She lived in the forest in a cottage that looked like a castle. One day she was outside looking at the river when a banana flew at her. She fell in the water and didn't get out. The monkey that threw the banana laughed and ran home to tell all his friends what he did. They had a feast that night to celebrate. The princess floated unconsciously down the river until the next day she got to the ocean. The princess got eaten by a whale and was in there until it spit her out. When the whale spit her out she found that she could breath so she swam up or at least she tried to. She jumped and went right back to the ground. People were staring at her, she could see the water abover her but breathed the air around her. The people around her started to say "shoobaflaganogin bob." (That meant "where are you from?") The princess said "Huh? What are you talking about?" The people thought she wasn't from around there so they started speaking her language. They said "Do you want to play Blink with your eyes open?" The princess said "No I never learned how to play that one. How about scrabble with your eyes closed?" They answered "No, we can sense what letters we have so that is no fun." She said "Yeah I don't really like that game anymore, or very much anymore." They said "Yeah that game is kinda out of date."
They pondered over what game they should play for about an hour until they decided to play some chess even though that game is even more out of date than scrabble. The next day she talked to the chief of that underwater bubble world and she said "I know I have had a lot of fun yesterday playing the games, eating this delicious new to me food you call chocolate, and sleeping in the most beautiful bed I have ever slept in, but I want to go home, I miss my mom and dad and my three brothers and all my friends." The chief said "All right, I will take you home, but always keep this place a secret, even if you are telling it to children." She said "Ok, I will always keep it a secret." The chief said "Well maybe you could tell it as a not true story but saying it's true but they won't think it's true but you will insist it's true but they will insist it's not and you will insist that it is true and then the conversation will end there." So they said their goodbyes and the princess was off to her home castle and to all her family and friends that she missed dearly. The princess told her children of the place she went to and she called it Atlantis World of Wonders. Her children told their children and their children told their children of the world that was under water and they all lived happily ever after.

And for the monkeys, the chief found out what they had did to the princess and he punished them, making them slaves for him for eternity.

The End-

Wow, wasn't that exciting. It's pretty weird, but these days I would have made it weirder. I think I want to write another story with Cheree, we could make it pretty interesting. Hope you liked it haha.

P.s While I was writing this post my dog has been barking at a bug for 10 minutes now and still going. IT'S A BUG, NOT A RHINO!
Weird dog...